'Cause I'm (now) a Blonde

Time for a change, and here it is. I've never had such light colored hair before. In the 1980s, Julie Brown had an opinion:

'Cause I'm a Blond

Because I'm blonde, I don't have to think
I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks
Don't have to worry about gettin' a man
If I keep this blonde and I keep these tan

'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!

I see people workin', it just makes me giggle
'Cause I don't have to work,
I just have to jiggle

'Cause I'm blonde, B-L-O-N-D
'Cause I'm a blonde, don't you wish you were me?

I never learned to read and I never learned to cook
Why should I bother when I look like I look?
I know lots of people are smarter than me
But I have this philosophy - So what?

'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
I see girls without dates and I feel so sorry for 'em
'Cause whenever I'm around, all the men ignore 'em

'Cause I'm blonde, nya nya nya!
'Cause I'm a blonde, nya nya nya!

They say to make it you need talent and ambition
Well, I got a TV show and this was my audition:
Um okay, what was it, okay um, don't tell me. Oh yeah, okay - "Duck Magnum, duck!"

'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!

I took an IQ test and I flunked it, of course
I can't spell VW, but I got a Porsche

'Cause I'm a blonde, B-L-I-N-D!
'Cause I'm a blonde, don't you wish you were me?

I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August is like, a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can. Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA, but my goal is to become a veterinarian, 'cause I love children

'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
'Cause we're all blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
Girls think I'm snotty and maybe its true
With my hair and body, you would be too

'Cause I'm a blonde, B-L... I don't know!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!